Oh, my good Lord! [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. She's going to be your teacher. Of course they didn't believe me: I've got green hair! [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] They're trying to scare us. A little less head, a lot more derriere. It was the worst of times. MATILDA You are guilty, because you are a fiend. MISS TRUNCHBULL It's been . He has the very first solo line of the entire show, so make sure to cast a good singer in this role. What? MR WORMWOOD