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The same thing happens in "Christian Rock Hard": Kyle makes a $10 bet that he can get a platinum album before Cartman, Cartman makes a successful album and makes millions of dollars and earning the album. When the schools posts height measurements in the hallway for the boys, Cartman assumes it to be penis sizes and demands all the boys measure their sizes to disprove the original measurements. It's Me, Jesus", Cartman claimed he had hit puberty because he had his period, when really he had an infection that made him bleed out his butt (he did not realize that only girls got periods until God told him at the end of the episode.). When too close to liberals, he suffers what could be called an allergic reaction. One of which is to place a warm glass of water under Butter's hand and then urinate on him. "You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman!" When Jimmy later questions his motive behind pursuing Kyle to get him to suck his balls as being "a little faggy", he explains that it was all to humiliate Kyle. He was also arrested for the murders and terrorism of multiple people with Cthulhu, while under the disguise of the Coon, by Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Clyde, Tolkien and Timmy, although they did not have the authority. A primary school kid with the adult mind of a raging sociopath, he's the dark heart of the animation. Cartman laments to Butters about this, who tries to convince him that Heidi will "leave poop on his heart". If Cartman has split personalities, then he has, or rather had, at least five; Cartman gave only Clyde Frog a funeral in ", Cartman's fear of being branded as "The Poor Kid" is actually very legitimate, as in ". Cartman, in the meantime, researched the virus and found out that Magic Johnson had AIDS for decades and is still alive. This is most apparent in "Asspen" and "Cartman Sucks". Kenny has generally taken Cartman's side in arguments or when they do things. In "Raisins", Bebe tells Stan that Wendy wants to break up with Stan, leading to a heated argument between Cartman and Bebe, Cartman calls Bebe a whore numerous times to which Bebe calls Cartman a fat ass. However he is usually Kyle's first choice when he breaks his friendship with Stan. Alexandra CartmanElvin CartmanFred Cartman Also, this is one episode after "Chef goes Nanners", which is when Wendy kissed Cartman, implying that Cartman still likes Wendy. In the late 90's, there was a pro wrestler in the WWF (Now WWE) named Golga (John Tenta), who had a gimmick that had an obsession for Cartman holding a doll and wearing a T-shirt. Cartman also appears to be driven by a desire to surpass Kyle (especially), Stan, and Kenny. Cartman has an incredibly extensive criminal record for a ten-year-old, and that's just including the crimes he was arrested for. They met again in "201", in which Scott resurrected the Ginger Separatist Movement that Cartman created, as part of a complicated plan to get revenge on Cartman by revealing who his real father was. Cartmans ass is shown to be very powerful in two ways: Cartman successfully fights off Craig using his ass in ". Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation Armed Robbery Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon Arson Graverobbing Hate crime Kidnapping and false imprisonment Unlicensed Surgery Terrorism War Crimes Medical Terrorism Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act Piracy Breaking and Entering Credit Fraud and . Also in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" he threw a rock at Tolkien, giving him a black eye. He blames her for his unhappiness in their relationship, accusing her of being mentally abusive. Cartmans electrokinesis is gone in the show, most likely removed as a result of Satan making everything "go back to how it used to be" as per Kenny's final request. However, he had cried over Kenny's illness before discovering the possibility of making his own "Shakeys". In "T.M.I. He is a racist because he thinks that "minorities" would take over the world someday as revealed in "The China Probrem" and in "Pee". In the earlier seasons, Cartman seemed either indifferent or hostile to Ike, although recently he has started to work with him more. Cartman, though incapable of empathy towards people, exhibits a strong bond with cats despite being a speciesist. Cartman may react like this to gain sympathy from other boys so he may turn the other boys against Kyle (showcased in "It's a Jersey Thing", where he turned Butters and a few other boys against Kyle by exaggerating how Kyle pushed him against a tree) or he could just be cowardly, it is unknown which (It is likely the latter). Although Stan is much more tolerant of Cartman than Kyle is, he often holds Cartman in very high contempt for his unacceptable behaviour. In "Die Hippie, Die", he believes that hippies will destroy the town, and while the rest of the townspeople are initially skeptical, his fears are eventually borne out. It's Me, Jesus", when Stan appears to be the only boy who has not gotten their period, Cartman reassures him that he will get it one day. Aside from the sheer volume of expletives in his dialog, he also uses words in different (and often grammatically incorrect) context. In the episode "Jakovasaurs", Cartman's backpack is shown with a tag that reads: In the future timeline set in South Park: Post Covid, he has converted to Judaism and becomes a rabbi, assuming the role as the head of Gespetzah Synagogue in Colorado Springs. 's in order to make some cash while they were out getting drunk on the streets or had killed themselves. In the future timeline set in South Park: Post Covid, he has converted to Judaism and becomes a rabbi, and has a Jewish wife with three children, all of which was met with skeptism from Kyle. In order to visit, you may not have been in our custody within the last six months. the Denver Broncos and father of Cartman's arch-rival Scott Tenorman. Uncle StinkyHoward Cartman He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". Kyle addresses this and politely asks the girls to cease their teasing because it is making her feel insecure about herself. In addition to his relationship with Billy Mays and Shelley Marsh, Romper-Stomper is one of the few people which Cartman has done a good deed for without being promised anything in return. This is strange because in "Up the Down Steroid" when Kyle informs that Cartman is going to cheat, Cartman responds to this by saying that hell is only reserved for Jews, but he did not include African Americans into the mix. For example, in "Kenny Dies", Cartman delivers a speech to the United States House of Representatives convincing them to vote in favor of stem cell research. Cartman beats up several people with these weapons; Mint Berry Crunch and The Mosquito at the same time, though it was a surprise attack, a little girl in an airport; several adults in an attempt to stop "murders" and "rapes", and fights off Professor Chaos and General Disarray, though he is eventually beaten. Liane Cartman One child may be admitted with a legal guardian. In "The Return of Chef" he threatened a woman with, "Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off". However, Scott discovered that Jack Tenorman was also his father, much to his shock, but not because he killed his own dad, but because he is half-ginger, ever since Cartman vowed to get revenge on Tenorman again and get the last laugh. Uncles He once pushes an unnamed kid up against a wall, until the kid showed him his hall pass, after which Cartman acts as if nothing happened. Cartman, with the help of Butters, then snuck into Kyle's room and intentionally gave Kyle AIDS. Clyde joined Cartman's pirate crew in "Fatbeard". He also has triangular-shaped eyebrows, in contrast to the other main boys' rectangular ones. Unfortunate, this resulted in him being completely unable to control what he said, and began revealing assorted secrets such as him and his cousin touching penises. ", in which most of the Cartman family were depicted in a similar manner. In the episode "Pee" when everybody is rescued Butters is disappointed that Cartman did not die. In "1%", Cartman hides in Tolkien's house, thinking that he will be safe from any assaults because Tolkien is black. He sometimes wears a green t-shirt with a bear picture on under his jacket, a white tank top, and occasionally a dark red t-shirt. Cartman, along with the ret of the town, gets addicted to guns in "PC Principal Final Justice", although he does not fire one. the "deaths" of all his stuffed animals. ", the psychologist started to criticize his obesity as a way to test his anger, as Cartman was suspected to have anger management problems. For example, in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", Cartman dreams of taunting Kyle ("I told ya so!") In "Cartmanland" Cartman says "He dies all the time" and brushes his death off easily because he will come back tomorrow. This empathetic relationship is reserved for cats and not humans; he does not (or more likely chooses not to) recognize a parallel between his cat safe-haven to the history of Jews hiding from Nazi soldiers during the Holocaust, which Kyle points out. Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to as just Cartman, is one of the main characters, along with Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. After demanding answers out of Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, it is revealed that the paternity tests were altered and one of the people in the room at the time of revelation was indeed Cartman's father. He has extremely exaggerated anger issues and violent tendencies when upset. In this article, we will be listing some quotes from the series. The series launched in the summer of 1997 with "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe" which saw the town of South Park visited by aliens who repeatedly abduct Cartman at night and install an anal probe that begins to oddly affect his behavior. It has been implied (at least in earlier episodes) that Liane may be responsible for much of Cartman's racism, anti-semitism and homophobia, as he often was to quote disparaging things that he had supposedly heard her say. The running gag feeds in with the character's undying narcissism and entitlement, fostered by his oblivious mother, who always gives in to him. At the sperm bank, he pretends to test a semen sample by smearing it on his fingers. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 9, 2003. It has been repeatedly shown that Cartman has serious behavioral and emotional problems. Butters sees Cartman as his good friend and treats him as so but in later episodes he treats Cartman the same as everybody else. However, the other children, except for Kenny, Butters (who explains sex in great depth to Jimmy "Erection Day" but in a childlike sort of way) and possibly Clyde, do not seem to have more knowledge of sex than Cartman, which is probably because they are only 9 years old. Ike joined Cartman's crew in "Fatbeard", and was the only Jew in the crew. Cartman seems to have formed a genuine friendship with his cell-mate while he was in prison in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000" after Romper Stomper showed compassion to him when he was seen crying. South Park: Eric Cartman's Funniest Moments #2 #SouthPark #Cartman #Funniest #Moments #rainbow eric rainbow, sparky, #gayDog, #Sparky , beefcake #Beefcake40. Eric Theodore Cartman, usually referred to by his family name, Cartman, is one of the central characters of South Park . In "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", while Kyle is immediately distrustful of Cartman's claim that he cannot control the actions of his hand (which has seemed to take on a life of its own), Stan gives Cartman the benefit of the doubt and admits that, with all the stuff that happens in South Park, Cartman could be telling the truth. Kenny also chooses to appear to Cartman as opposed to Stan or Kyle in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, although this might be because it was Cartman's fault he died, However he was actually trying to warn and have him tell everyone about Saddam's and Satan's plan for world domination. Cartman is usually cold-hearted and selfish, but can be warm-hearted and caring on a whim. "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" shows for the first time that Cartman has the uncontrollable urge to finish singing Styx's "Come Sail Away" whenever he hears any part of the song, which he can do, under pressure, in 27 seconds (possibly a sign that he has a very minor case of OCD based on the fact that he mentioned it was not only songs he had to finish). He also shows an inability to use his dagger when fighting Kenny over the Wall-Mart, although it is likely he either had no interest in killing Kenny (only use the dagger for threatening people), or that he was too pre-occupied with Kenny lightly slapping him to use it. In "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", Cartman is telling a story and has Kenny dying at the end, even though Kenny had died minutes before by being eaten by the giant black monster outside the bus. In this episode, however, he was diagnosed with tonsillitis and his tonsils had to be removed. Cartman, Stan, and Kyle eventually return to the past and fix their relations, albeit having to stop Clyde from killing the younger Kyle themselves. Cartman also may harbor some bigotry towards African-Americans. This clearly shows that Cartman went through Congress for Kenny and reveals that he does not have a healthy way of dealing with the death of his friend. In "The Cissy", Wendy uses the transgender bathroom to get back at him. All felonies and serious misdemeanors that are punishable by over 93 days are required to be reported to the state repository by law enforcement agencies . Cartman's friendships with the other kids are clearly existent, but just not shown as much because of his personality. In the episode "Christian Rock Hard", Butters does another one at Cartman while he is beaten down by Tolkien, by farting on his face giving him the finger while saying "fuck you Eric", for his repeated blasphemy and ruining their band. 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